[soldierfront]

Does anyone know how to glitch?

people keep getting in the cars and I always have to go around it so I dont get killed!!! It's so g#y!

Someone said I need xfire and then some other guy says it doesnt work. WTH!

Anyone knows how to glitch?

please tell me so I can kill those douch# bags who keep glitches...



Wait..... Does it make sense?

[soldierfront] quick scoping.

I just found out how to do quick scoping. I had been doing this in wrong way......

I was supposed to be aiming before scoping but I didn't know it. Guess what? I just kept getting killed!!!

But now I know how to quick scope. I just killed like 20 people and I kept sayin"owned""pwned"

LOL

It feels so good when I own ither people that I'd never met. LOL

[soldierfront] Hehe

LOL

I started playin soldierfront. Its pretty good shooter game.

I really wanted to play Call of Duty 4 but my computer's graphic crad sucks d#ck so....

It's pretty fun. I just keep killing people in traning room. When I lvl, then I make a new account so I can remain in training room. LOL!!!!

Does anyone play it???

Mac ads are funny as h3ll

Wow. Once I went to someone's blog and watched sh@t loads of Mac vs PC ads. It's funny as h3ll!

I believe you guys have seen one of them at least. It's about two guys saying that they're each PC, and Mac. On the ad, Mac is a young nice guy('cause apple made it....) and PC is a lod guy in a suit who always try to 'persuade' people to buy PC.

Basically, most of the ads ends with PC being a cheap rip off (even though they never actually say so), and Mac is better one to use.

If you haven't seen yet, go watch one on youtube! You can also download them with youtube downloader. cilick here for the youtube downloader.

These are URLs for youtube videos. The one with picking what kind of vista to chose is the best!!
that's the fourth link


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbCyibkNB0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci2D1ig4df4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xuzY4VFlkA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxLgBx3W9Ss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCHuVrWHPk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0zC0PRLMl8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH5auChwfmA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drdUTZUc3vQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QioLksee6mM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABAliXGs4oo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDuB8NLTj_I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzhvByaCEic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PGusvq70V0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUawnYHqWWc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVPZHjPriWc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rolx3HQbs74

HOW TO DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS!!!

There's a program that let's you download you tube video!!!!

It's called 'Youtube Downloader 3000'. It's a freeware.

The program is going to download the video you want to download in flv file extention.

Most of the media player can play this, but if you can't play it, you can get a free media player called 'AVS DVD player'. It plays videos and also lets you watch DVD and rip it. So now you can put videos from youtube and DVD on your ipod!!!

YAY!

[PSP] God of War version of PSP at Walmart

This article is from PSP fanboy


God of War PSP street date broken at Wal-Mart
If you've been anticipating getting your hands on the new God of War-red PSP then perhaps you might want to check your local Wal-Mart to see if they have them out on the shelves. One lucky gamer did just that and snagged a shiny red PSP for himself. The new PSPs are supposed to be ready for sale on June 3; so, if you want one a week early, you know where to go.Considering that Wal-Mart is doing this, we just want to make sure you don't mistake the red PSP for this other ugly GoW PSP. Ew. Make sure you get the right one, okay?

[PSP] Prize for the one who pre-orders!!

This game looks pretty gay but I thnk someone will like it....

This article is from PSP Fanboy---


Pre-order Secret Agent Clank, get bonus figurine
Filed under: News, Ratchet and ClankSecret Agent Clank won't be out until three weeks from now -- specifically on June 17 -- but SCEA wants to make sure you've already put down a fiver for the new adventure. What are they doing that will make you want to part with precious money before actually getting the game? Well, you'll be getting a nice Clank figurine all decked out in his secret agent robo-tuxedo. So if you're planning on picking this title up, then pre-order from Gamestop (and Gamestop only apparently) and you can grab this free bonus item for yourself.

[PSP] PSP Fanboy--- PSP skins

This article is from PSP fanboy


GHSkinz, a company that specifically makes skins for Guitar Hero and Rock Band instruments is now opening up a line of skins for handheld systems. The PSP is included, but unfortunately has the most ridiculously expensive ones at $10.95 a pop. That's more than double the price that their Nintendo DS and iPod Touch lines go for.That's not to say that their products are not any good; the designs are quite beautiful -- just have a look. It just makes us scratch our heads as to why the PSP gets screwed over with such a large bill. Anyway, that's expensive in our minds but ultimately that's up to you if you're willing to pay the price.

[PSP] PSP Fanboy---FInalFantasy VII on sale!!

This article is from PSP fanboy


Online retailer amazon.com is offering the PSP-exclusive prequel to Final Fantasy VII for only $26 -- that's $14 off its standard price. This limited time deal won't last long, so those that missed out on this adventure may want to jump on this deal.

[PSP] News---May 29

Go to Game stop!!! There's gonna be special sales event (game day event or somethin')

you can buy games for cheap price (after June 2)

This is the list of the games that are discounted

After Burner - $19.99
Atari Classics Evolved - $9.99
Avatar Last Airbender - $9.99
Ben 10 - $14.99
Blitz: Overtime - $9.99
Brave Story - $19.99
Crazy Taxi: Fare Wars - $19.99
Downstream Panic - $14.99
Full Auto 2 - $14.99
Harvest Moon: Boy & Girl - $14.99
Hot Wheels Ultimate Racing - $9.99
Juiced 2 - $9.99
Midway Arcade Treasures: Extended Play - $9.99
Monster Hunter Freedom 2 - $19.99
Mortal Kombat: Unchained - $9.99
SEGA Genesis Collection - $14.99
Sonic Rivals - $14.99
Street Fighter Alpha 3 Max - $9.99
Valhalla Knights - $19.99
Worms 2 - $14.99



happy shoppin'!

comments

If anyone has a question or have somethin to say, u can email me or leave a comment here.

[Dealhacks] May 29

Today's Deals--



Philips DVD, DivX, & iPod Theater System $120 at Philips Outlet
Get the refurbished Philips HTS3555 DVD Home Theater System with iPod Dock & DivX Playback for only $120 shipped at Philips Outlet. Navigate to the Home Theater Systems section to jump to this item. The HTS3555 features integrated amplifier and DVD player with support for DivX video disc and standard DVD playback, support for photo & audio playback from USB devices, iPod Dock, and surround sound speaker system including subwoofer, center, front stereo, and rear stereo speakers. The system also ships with remote control, batteries, iPod Dock, cables, and FM antenna. Shipping is free. Discount is available for a limited time while supplies last. Other discounted DVD and home theater systems are also available. © 2008 Shopping Syndicate LLC.



Save $200 - $300 off Inspiron Core 2 Duo Desktop PCs at Dell
New codes and renewed discounts: save $200 or $300 off Inspiron Desktop PCs priced at $749+ before savings at Dell Home. The Inspiron desktop system line includes the slim 530s as well as the standard minitower case-based 530 models with your choice of Intel Dual Core, Core 2 Duo, and Core 2 Quad CPUs. System packages include 17, 19, or 22 inch LCD flat panel monitors. Pick your savings based on the pre-discount price of your configuration:
Save $200 off Inspiron Desktop PCs priced at $749+. Use Coupon Code: 93WLX690FFR?FN.
Save $300 off Inspiron Desktop PCs priced at $999+. Use Coupon Code: CJ?Z2DQDSJ0L0N.Shipping is free on these systems. Coupon discounts valid through Thursday June 12 at 6AM Central Time or up to 4,000 uses each. Enter coupon code on the shopping cart page after adding an eligible system to your cart. © 2008 Shopping Syndicate LLC.




TomTom ONE 3rd Edition GPS Navigation System $100 at Buy
Get the refurbished TomTom ONE 3rd Edition Portable GPS System for $150 - $30 instant savings - $20 rebate = $100 at Buy.com. The TomTom ONE, 3rd Edition features a 20 channel GPS receiver, 3.5-inch LCD touchscreen, TomTom software installed on an included SD Card, map and navigation data for US and Canada, and turn-by-turn direction support. Get accurate door-to-door navigation anywhere across the continent, and update your system with new maps and free software upgrades through TomTom Home online. Plus, TomTom Map Share technology helps you add to, update and personalize your maps. This portable GPS ships with a windshield holder, rechargeable battery, USB car charger for in-car charging and USB cable to connect to your computer. Shipping is free. Rebate valid on purchases through June 16. © 2008 Shopping Syndicate LLC.







Save an Extra $10 off Victorinox Swiss Army Knives at Amazon
Save an extra $10 off Victorinox Swiss Army Knives orders of $50+ at Amazon. Choose from 175+ eligible items including:
Victorinox Swiss Army Farmer Pocket Knife for $43 - $27 instant savings = $16.
Champion Plus for $78 - $47 instant savings = $31.
Ranger for $55 - $24 instant savings = $31.
Silver Alox Soldier for $34 - $14 instant savings = $20.
Trekker Lockblade for $50 - $23 instant savings = $27.
Tinker & Free Classic for $42 - $22 instant savings = $20.Extra savings are automatically applied to orders of eligible items. Shipping is free. Bonus discount is available on purchases through June 15. © 2008 Shopping Syndicate LLC.






Lexmark Z1480 WiFi Wireless Color Printer $50 at Circuit City
Get the Lexmark Z1480 WiFi Wireless Color Inkjet Printer for $80 - $30 instant savings = $50 shipped at Circuit City. The Z1480 features up to 4800x1200 dpi resolution printing on up to legal sized sheets, up to 24ppm B&W and 18ppm color, USB interface, and 802.11b/g WiFi. The printer is compatible with both Macs and PCs when connected via a wireless network or directly via USB. It ships with power cable and initial ink cartridges. It carries a full year Lexmark warranty. Shipping is free. Discount is available on purchases through Saturday May 31. © 2008 Shopping Syndicate LLC.




Lenovo Y510 Dual Core 15.4-inch Notebook $600 at Newegg
Get the Lenovo IdeaPad Y510 Intel Dual Core Widescreen Notebook PC for $700 - $50 instant savings - $50 rebate = $600 at Newegg. This Y510 configuration features:
Intel Dual Core T2370 CPU, 2GB RAM.
15.4-inch widescreen LCD, 1.3MP web cam.
160GB hard drive, dual layer DVD burner.
802.11a/b/g WiFi wireless + wired networking.
ExpressCard slot, 3 USB, Firewire, media card slot.
SVGA & s-video connectors, media control buttons.
Windows Vista Home Premium.3-Day shipping is free. Rebate valid on purchases through July 7, but full discount is likely to end sooner.







Happy Shoppin!

[Weekly] First weekly post

Joke of the week
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

[These are all real]

Funny name of the week
Old Coyote

Funny place name of the week
Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu, New Zealand

(Translates to: The brow [or summit] of the hill [or place], where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid [down], climbed [up] and swallowed mountains, [to travel the land], [who is] known as the Land Eater, played [on] his [nose] flute to his loved one)

Funny signs of the week
Cocktail lounge in Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

[Southpark]Watch full episode for free in great quality!

Southpark Studios (a website by the creaters of Southpark) finally has full episodes from season 1 to 12. They are updated quite often, and if they didn't post the latest episode, you can try a website called southparkzone.com

They let you watch every single episode in great quality, but includes 10seconds length of commercial with the episode.

Comedy Central decided to let them do it because everyone basically started to watch episodes illegally, and Comedy Central will lose profit of advertisement due to decreasing of viewers on TV.

Comedy Central thougth it's impossible to end the pirate versions of TV shows being downloaded online, and they're now trying to at least get some money from advertisment on the website.

Thanks to the people who had been watching Southpark illegally (including myself), now we can watch full episode for freeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[Weekly] Week of May 26

Joke of the week

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.

Funny name of the week
Short Dick (exists on the phone book)

Funny place name of the week
Dicktown in NJ

Funny sign of the week
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?



Short Dick... That is really sad.

[PSP] Windows Vista on your PSP

This can be used using the trick with web browser on PSP.

Follow the directions which is included in the file, and in about 5 seconds later, you will have windows Vista launched on your PSP. Enjoy!!!

NOTICE!! It is absolutely legal to use it since it is not really windows but a website which looks like windows. so u cant launch any other app. other than one provided.

Download the program here

u can email me or leave comments if u have a problem with anything.

pigslikebacon@yahoo.com

10 Dumb stories countdown

10. 19 year old London man now in custody for driving 140 miles per hour along a busy London superhighway. Police got the arrest because they got a video of the chase scene like video. ‘really stupid ‘ say police not happy with high speed bad driving…the really stupid part tho is posting the video on youtube…which is how the cops made the bust.



9. A Hillyard Ohio high school student suspended from school for stealing a trick from something they did at Yale and punking the high school football fans of a cross-town rival. The rival fans were left instructions on their seat to hold up a placard and thus help spell out a giant message. It was supposed to spell GO DARBY. Instead it spelled WE SUCK. The student, whose probably considering a career in politics, was busted by his youtube video.





8. German police in Dusseldorf are wondering if they should even bother looking for a thief who stole an expensive brief case and then threw it away apparently not noticing it contained over 13 thousand dollars in cash. The cash was in two envelopes unopened. The Iranian businessman was happy to get back the case and amazed to get back the money.





7. Its slow in Desoto Missouri. Sometime around three in the morning a naked man waddled into Fish’s Quick shop and started doing the hula. It was all part of an elaborate plot. While the clerk was distracted two accomplices made off with a case of beer from out of the coolers. A customer got the get away license number. The three busted say they got no more hula and all the beers been drunk.





6. The Shaolins take it seriously. From their monastery in the Song Shan mountains in the Henan province of china its throw down time. Some Japanese are on the internet claiming there’s a ninja who challenged and beat the Shaolins, so the Shoalins called their attorney. There’s now a warning notice posted for the offender to confess and recant or else face the consequences. Really it’s a Japanese Chinese loss of face dispute. So its monk wars between the shaolins and the ninjas. Noting that for each dao discipline the physical part is the way to pray, let the better prayer win. And get an agent for the movie rights.





5. 45 year old Russian municipal worker arrested for theft of a bridge. It was a five yard long metal bridge over a tiny tributary northeast of Moscow. The man was busted on the black market. Police tracked it back after he cut the bridge in pieces and sold it for scrap.





4. Russian best friend of George Bush Valdimir Putin was standing along the shore of the Caspian sea for a photo opportunity for the regenerate the endangered sturgeon campaign when instead of just throwing the sturdeon into the Caspian sea, he held it up to his lips and gave it a kiss. The crowd seemed to like it, but don’t call him fishlips.





3. In the western desert state of Rajimstan in India, Nanu Ram Jogi is considered quite a guy. He has just fathered his 21st child. His wife is 50 years old. He himself is 90 years old. That’s 9-0. He says he’ll have another child when he’s 100, which is, of course, the same age as Abrahim when he fathered Isaac. So you see, it could happen. By the way, Mr Jogi lives at home with his immediate family which adds up to 109 children, grandchildren and in-laws. So how’s he able to pull this off? Mr. Jogi proclaims his secret is,quote ‘the miracle of camel’s milk’!





2. Chinese getting ready for hosting the Olympics are cracking down on Chinese menus. Its not censorship. Its translation. One menu item reads ‘steamed crap’ which a mispell of carp which no one was likely to notice. More honest menu renderings include the now banned ‘virgin chicken’ which is young c hicken on a plate. The government tourism board has released a list of 27 hundred approved and mandate menu item appellations. Not on the list is ‘temple explodes the chicken cube’… which is kung pao chicken.





1. And the number one top dumb story of the day remains Senator Potatohead (Republican of Idaho) as it keeps making less and less sense that he shouldn’t just stick a potato in it right now instead of dragging out the inevitable matter of his having to quit his senate job because,in the head of denial, Senator, you did plead guilty even though you now say you're really innocent and that gay thing is just a rumor and because, Senator, absolutely nobody, anywhere, believes you or the mess you have made for your family, the senate or the country. We would ask, however, Senator, that after you do quit, you should just go to the airport and get on the plane and get out of town and, Senator, try not to use an airport bathroom until your parole is up. Thank you.

[PSP] Add games on your PSP

Using your web browser, you can put games and other app.(kind of crappy but still useful) on your PSP.

Here's how you do it.

First, download one of the games or app. you want to put on your psp. Save it on Desktop.

Second, put your memory stick in your computer or get in to USB mode with USB wire.

Third, put the folder into the PSP folder.

Fourth, remove all the conection with computer, (put your memory stick back to your PSP)

Fifth, Launch your web browser and type in file:/nameofthefileorthefolder.htm or html on your adress bar on the top. Ex) file:/tetris.htm

sixth, now enjoy your game!!

Funny Signs that really exists

These are just a list funnt signs I use for weekly posts. If you subscirbe by blog, You will get some of these with the weekly post.

This is just for listing. If you need this list and wat to use it , then you are welcome to do so, but please leave a comment.









People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists.



Cocktail lounge in Norway:

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.



At a Budapest zoo:

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.



Doctor's office in Rome:

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.



Hotel in Acapulco:

THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.



Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner in Japan:

COOLES AND HEATES. IF YOU WANT JUST CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN OUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.



Car rental brochure in Tokyo:

WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR.



Dry cleaner's in Bangkok:

DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.



Sign in men's rest room in Japan:

TO STOP LEAK TURN COCK TO THE RIGHT.



In a Nairobi restaurant:

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.



On the grounds of a private school:

NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.



On an Athi River highway:

TAKE NOTICE - WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.



On a poster at Kencom:

ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.



In a City restaurant:

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.



One of the Mathare buildings:

MENTAL HEALTH PREVENTION CENTRE.



A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:

DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WETHANDS.



In a Pumwani maternity ward:

NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.



In a cemetery:

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.



Sign in Japanese public bath:

FOREIGN GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO PULL COCK IN TUB.



Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.



Hotel notice in Tokyo:

IS FORBIDDEN TO STEAL HOTEL TOWELS PLEASE. IF YOU ARE NOT A PERSON TO DO SUCH A THING IS PLEASE NOT TO READ NOTICE.



On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.



In a Tokyo bar:

SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.



In a Bangkok temple:

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.



Hotel room notice in Chiang-Mai, Thailand:

PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM.



Hotel brochure in Italy:

THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT,CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.



Hotel lobby in Bucharest:

THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.



Hotel elevator in Paris:

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.



Hotel in Yugoslavia:

THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.



Hotel in Japan:

YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.



In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox monastery:

YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.



Hotel catering to skiers in Austria:

NOT TO PERAMBULATE THE CORRIDORS IN THE HOURS OF REPOSE IN THE BOOTS OF ASCENSION.



Taken from a menu in Poland:

SALAD A FIRM'S OWN MAKE; LIMPID RED BEET SOUP WITH CHEESY DUMPLINGS IN THE FORM OF A FINGER; ROASTED DUCK LET LOOSE; BEEF RASHERS BEATEN IN THE COUNTRYPEOPLE'S FASHION.



Supermarket in Hong Kong:

FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE.



From the "Soviet Weekly":

THERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ARTS BY 15,000 SOVIET REPUBLIC PAINTERS AND SCULPTORS. THESE WERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS.



In an East African newspaper:

A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.



Hotel in Vienna:

IN CASE OF FIRE, DO YOUR UTMOST TO ALARM THE HOTEL PORTER. A sign posted in



Germany's Black Forest:

IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.



Hotel in Zurich:

BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.



An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:

TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.



A laundry in Rome:

LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.



Tourist agency in Czechoslovakia:

TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.



Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?



In the window on a Swedish furrier:

FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES FROM THEIR OWN SKIN.



The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:

GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.



In a Swiss mountain inn:

SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM.



Airline ticket office in Copenhagen:

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.



On the door of a Moscow hotel room:

IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE USSR, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.

Funny Names of Places

These are just a list of names of places I use for weekly posts. If you subscirbe by blog, You will get some of these with the weekly post.

This is just for listing. If you need this list and wat to use it , then you are welcome to do so, but please leave a comment.






Acock’s Green (Worcestershire, UK)* thank God it’s only one
Active (Alabama, USA) *
Advent (a parish in Cornwall, UK) *
Agay (France) *
Air (Aberdeenshire, UK) *
Alderbeer (Cornwall, UK) *
Ale and Cakes (a copper mine 1884, Cornwall, UK) *
Alewife (Boston, MA, USA) * clay pipes and chewing tobacco spring to mind!
Amble by the Sea (Northumberland, UK) *
Antler (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Ardfork (Aberdeenshire) *
Ardgay (Ross & Cromarty, UK) *
Ardlaw (Aberdeenshire) *
Ardtoe (Argyllshire) *
Ardullie (Ross and Cromarty, UK) * boring ~ boring
Armed Knight (Cornwall, UK) * a rock off Lands End, what did Merlin do to Sir Lancelot.
Arnybogs (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Allanstank (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) * too much haggis I think
Appletreewick (North Yorkshire, UK) *
Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Assawoman (VA, USA) *
Assloss (Ayrshire, Scotland) *
Auchtertool (Fife, Scotland) *
Arsoli, a town in Lazio, Italy
Babes Well (Durham, UK) *
Babys (Cornwall, UK) * from an 1884 survey
Backside (Banffshire, Scotland) *
Bachelors Bump (Essex, UK) *
Backside (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Bacon Level (Alabama, USA) *
Badgers Mount (Kent, UK) *
Bake (Cornwall, UK) *
Bakers End (Hertfordshire, UK)*
Bakewell, Derbyshire,UK) *
Bald Knob (Arkansas, US) *
Bald Knob (NSW, Australia) *
Balldale (NSW, Australia) *
Ballownie (Angus, UK) *
Ballplay (Tennessee, US) *
Balls Creek (NSW, Australia) *
Balls Falls (Twentymile Creek, Ontario, Canada) *
Balls Mills (Pennsylvania, US) *
Ballsbridge (Dublin, Ireland) *
Ballville (Ohio, USA) *
Bangers Whistle (Cornwall, UK) * hamlet, 1884 survey
Bangor (Cardiganshire, UK) *
Bare (Morecambe, Lancashire, UK) *
Bare Down, Yonder(Cornwall, UK)* field -5 acres, 2 roods and 9 perches 1843 survey
Bareleg Hill (Staffordshire, UK) *
Barefolds (Aberneenshire, Scotland) *
Bargain, Sorry (Cornwall, UK) * 1841 survey
Barking (Essex) * barking mad, a hunting dog that barked at a tree for no reason now taken to mean anybody who has strange or different ideas “that mans barking”
Bashley (Hampshire, UK) *
Bastard (Norway)
Batman (S.E. Turkey) *
Beaver (Oklahoma, US)
Beaver (Ohio, US) *
Beaver (Pennsylvania, US) *
Beaver (West Virginia, USA) *
Beaver Creek (Minnesota) *
Beaver Crossing (Nebraska) *
Beaver Dam (Wisconsin, US) *
Beaver Falls (Pennsylvania) *
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Bedlam Bottom (Hampshire, UK) *
Beehive (Alabama, USA) *
Beer (Devon, UK) *
Beeswing (Cornwall, UK) * prehistoric burial mound
Beeswing (Kirkcudbrightshire, Scotland) *
Beggars Bush (Sussex)* passed her prime
Belchertown (Massachusetts, US) *
Bell End near Lickey End (Wales, UK) *
Bellyside Hill (Northumberland, UK) *
Benewah (Idaho, US) *
Bender's Landing (Texas, US) *
Benny Mill (Cornwall, UK) * wasn't he a comedian
Big Beaver (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Big Bogue Homo Creek. (Mississippi, US) *
Big Bone Lick (Kentucky, US) *
Big Knob (Kentucky, USA) *
Big Ugly (West Virginia, US) *
Bigbee (Alabama, USA) *
Bim (West Virginia, US)*
Binges (Cote-D'Or, Bourgogne, France) *
Bird-In-The-Hand, near Blue Ball & Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA) *
Birdlip (Gloucestershire, UK)*
Bishops Itchington (Staffs, UK) *
Bishops Norton (Glouctershire, UK) * clergy on a motorbike?
Bitter End (Tennessee, US) *
Black Braes (Northumberland, UK) *
Black Charlie's Opening (Australia) *
Blackdikes (Angus)*
Blairduff (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) * social comment?
Blankets (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Bliss (Idaho, US) * on the above blankets maybe?
Bliss Gate (Worcestershire, UK) * heavens door?
Blockhouse (Aberdeenshire)
Bloodman's Corner (Suffolk, UK) *
Bloody Bridge (County Down, Ireland) *
Bloody Bush (Northumberland. UK) * Is there one in the States?
Bloody Dick (Montana, USA) *
Bloody Springs (Alabama, USA) *
Blue Ball (Pennsylvania, USA) * You can't have Blue Balls, PA without Virginville, PA, of course just down the road you soon get to Intercourse, High Point, and Climax ~ Thanks Sam
Blue's Old Stand (Alabama, USA) *
Boar Tush (Alabama, USA) *
Boat of Garten (Inverness-shire, Scotland) *
Bobo (Alabama, USA) *
Bobbin Head (Australia) *
Bobo (Alabama, USA) *
Boca Ratones translates "Rat's Mouth." (Florida, US) * The Spanish word boca (literally mouth) was often used to describe an inlet, while ratón (literally mouse) was used by Spanish sailors to describe rocks that gnawed at a ship's cable, hence a rocky inlet.
Boggy Bottom (Abbots Langley, Herts, UK) *
Bogmoon (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Bone (Cornwall, UK) *
Bone's Knob (Queensland, Australia) *
Boneyard (Arizona, US) *
Bong Bong (NSW, Australia) *
Booker T City (Alabama, USA) *
Bootlegger Crossing (Arizona, US) *
Booze Moor (Nth. Moor, UK) *
Bopeep (Kent, UK) *
Boring (Oregan, US.. it's near Clackamas) *
Bottom Boat (West Yorkshire, UK) *
Boysack (Angus, Scot.) *
Bradfield Combust (Suffolk, UK) *
Brainjohn (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Braintree (Boston, MA, USA) *
Bread Tray Hill (Alabama, USA) * a town
Brest (France) *
Broadbottom (Cheshire, UK) *
Broken Bridge (Co Limerick) *
Brokenwind (Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK) *Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Brownspit (Cornwall, UK) * chewing tobacco?
Buck Snort (TN. USA) *
Buckshott (Durham, UK)*
Bud (West Virginia, US) *
Bug Tussle (Alabama, USA) *
Buger (Majorca, Spain)*
Bugtussle (Tennessee, US) *
Bullock (GA, USA) *
Bullyhole Bottom (Monmouthshire, Wales, UK) *
Bumble Bee (Arizona, US) *
Bummers Hill (bowl barrow, Hertfordshire) *
Bumpass, (VA. USA) *
Bumpass Hell (Lassen Volcanic National Park, CA, USA) *
Bunyan (nr Canberra, Australia) *
Burnfoot (County Donegal, Ireland) *
Burnt Cane Crossing (Arkansas, US) *
Burnt Corn (Alabama, USA) *
Burnt Houses (Co. Durham, UK) *
Burnt Oak (Sussex, UK) * Burnt Tree (Staffordshire, UK) *
Burnt Tom (Northumberland, UK) *
Burnt Walls (Northumberland, UK) *
Bushygap (Northumberland, UK) *
Butt of Lewis (Hebrides, Scotland, UK) *
Butte (Idaho, US) *
Butts Mill (Alabama, USA) *
Butty Moss (area near Macclesfild, UK) *
Buttzville (PA,USA) *
Butt Of Lewis, at the northern point of the Isle of Lewis, Outer Hebrides, Scotland, UK
Camp (Devon, UK) *
Camp Dix (Kentucky, US) *
Camps Town (Yorkshire, UK) *
Cannard's Grave (Somerset, UK) *
Canyon Sin Nombre/Canyon Without a Name (San Diego County, California)*
Cape Cockburn (NT, Australia, near Croker Island)*
Carlingcott (Avon, UK) * we know their bedtime drink!
Care Village (Leicestershire, UK) *
Carefree (Arizona, US) *
Carhart (Cornwall, UK) * engine or fuel tank
Carp (Ontario, Canada) *
Carsluith (Kirkcudbrightshire) * automobile detective?
Cat’s Ash (Monmouthshire, Wales) *
Cat’s Common (a village in Norfolk, UK) *
Catbrain (Gloustershire, UK) *
Catchall (Cornwall, UK) *
Catholes (Cumbria) *
Catsgore (Somerset, UK) *
Catslip (Oxfordshire, UK) *
Cattle End (Northamptonshire, UK)* which end?
Caynham (Shrops, UK) *
Chatterley (Durham, UK) *
Chapel on Leader (Roxburgshire)*
Charles Bottom (Devon, UK) *
Chilham (Kent, UK)*
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Chinn (Northumberland, UK) *
Chorlton Cum Hardy ( Lancs, UK) *
Christmas (Michigan, US) *
Clap Hill (village in Kent, UK) *
Clappersgate (Westmorland, UK) *
Clay Bottom (Bristol, UK) *
Click Em In (Northumberland, UK) *
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Climax (Decatur County GA.,US) *
Climax (Michigan, US)*
Climax (Minnesota, US)* just down the road from is Fertile, MN ... the famous newspaper headline about a fatal car accident...."Fertile Woman Dies in Climax"
Climax (NC, USA) *
Climax (Pennsylvania, USA) *
Climax (Saskatchewan) *
Climax Springs (Missouri, USA)Gosh - you seem to have fun all over the place on the other side of the big pond, climax's everywhere!
Climping (Sussex, UK) *
Clinch (Northumberland, UK)*
Clint's Well (Arizona, US) *
Clones (Co.Monaghan Ireland) *
Clouds (Herefordshire, UK) *
Cluttsville (Alabama, USA) *
Coal Fire (Alabama, USA) *
Coal Harbour (Northumberland, UK) * miles from the sea
Coaltown of Burnturk (Fife, Scotland)
Cock Alley (Calow, UK) *
Cock Bridge (Hope, Derbyshire, UK) *
Cock Green (nr Braintree, UK) * I knew they had brains growing there!!
Cock Law (Northumberland, UK) *
Cock of Arran (Isle of Arran, Scotland, UK) *
Cockburn (Australia) *
Cocked Hat (Delaware, US) *
Cockermouth (West Lake District, Cumbria. UK)
Cockermouth (Cornwall, UK)
Cockernhoe (nr Luton, UK) *
Cocking (Sussex, UK) *
Cockintake (Staffordshire, UK) *
Cockland (Ohio, USA) *
Cocklett (Nth. Yorkshire, UK) *
Cockpit Hill (Derbyshire, UK) *
Cockplay (Northumberland, UK) *
Cocksgag (Ohio, USA) *
Cockshot (Northumberland, UK)* Ouch!
Cockshutt Wood (Sheffield, UK) *
Cocktown (Wexford, Ireland) *
Cockup (Lake District, Cumbria. UK)
Coffin Rock (St Buryan, Cornwall, UK) *
Coffinswell (Devon, UK) *
Coldass Creek (Nth Carolina, US) *
Cold Blow (Pembrokeshire, Wales) *
Cold Christmas (Hertfordshire, UK) *
Coldhome (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Coldsides (Durham, UK) *
Coldwind (Cornwall, UK) *
Colgate (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Come by Chance (Newfoundland) *
Come-to-Good (in the Parish of Feock, Cornwall, UK) *
Conception Junction (Missouri, USA) *
Conception Bay (Newfoundland) *
Condom (Sth. West France) *
Congo (Alabama, USA) *
Cooter (Missouri, USA) *
Corny (by the Meuse River, near the Belgian border, France) *
Corsehouse (Ayrshire, Scotland) *
Costislost (Cornwall, UK) *
Coulterfanny (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Cow Roast (Herefordshire, UK) *
Cow-y-Jack (Cornwall, UK) *
Cowards (Hertfordshire, UK) *
Cowbit (Lincolnshire, UK) * ouch
Cowfold (Sussex, UK)*Cowgill (Cumbria, UK)*
Cowley Peachy (Hillingdon, London, UK)*
Cowpen (Northumberland, UK)*
Coxsackie (New York, US) *
Crab Orchard (Tennessee, US)*
Crackington Haven (Cornwall, UK)*
Crackpot (North Yorkshire, UK) *
Crappo (Maryland, USA) *
Crapstone (Devon, UK) * different to a gallstone
Crimp (Cornwall, UK) *
Cripplesease (Cornwall, UK) *
Crooked Oak (Durham, UK)*
Cross O' Th' Hands (Derbyshire, UK) *
Crotch Lake (Ontario, Canada) *
Crow’s Nest (Cornwall, UK) *
Crown King (Arizona, US) *
Cuckoo's Corner (Hampshire, UK) *
Cucumber (West Virginia) *
Cum (Co Mayo, Eire) *
Cumming (GA. USA) *
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Cury (Cornwall, UK) *
Cut & Shoot (Texas, US) *
Cutcare (Cornwall, UK) *
Condon, a pretty little town in south west France
Dandy Cock Inn (Disley, UK) *
Dangerous Corner (Yorkshire, UK) *
Dead Bastard Peak (Wyoming, US) *
Dead Man's Flats (Alberta, Canada) *
Deans Bottom (Kent, UK) *
Death Valley (CA ,USA) *
Defiance (Ohio) *
Deputy Row (Northumberland, UK) *
Devils Dyke (Kent, UK) *
Devil's Dyke (West Sussex, UK) *
Devils Elbow (Nth Carolina, US) *
Devil’s Jump (Cornwall, UK) *
Devil's Lapful (Northumberland, UK) *
Devizes (Wiltshire, UK) *
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Trinity Bay, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada)
Dimple (Derbyshire, UK) *
Ding Dong (Texas, USA) *
Dirt Pot (Northumberland, UK) *
Dirty Devil River (sth. Utah, feeds into the Colorado River, US)*
Dirty Gutter (Staffordshire, UK) *
Diss (Norfolk, UK) *
Dog & Gun (a village, Lancashire, UK)*
Dog Hill (Oldham, UK)*
Dog Village (Devon, UK)*Dogdyke (Lincolnshire, UK)* ugly lesbian?
Dogtown (Alabama, USA) *
Dollar (Alabama, USA) *
Dollarbeg (Clackmannanshire, Scotland) *
Dollarfields (Clackmananshire, Scotland) *
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Donkey Street (Kent, UK) * not a street, a hamlet
Donkey Town (Surrey, UK) * not a town, a village
Doomore (County Sligo, Ireland) *
Doomsday Green (Sussex, UK) *
Dorking (Surrey, UK) *
Downer (Minnesota, US) *
Drain (Oregon, US) *
Drift (Cornwall, UK) *
Drinkstone (Suffolk, UK) * only if it is Stone's ginger wine
Droop (West Virginia, US) *
Duck End (Essex, UK) *
Due West (South Carolina, USA) *
Duff (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Duffstown (Co Antrim, Ireland) * where Homer's beer comes from?
Dull (Perthshire, Scotland) *
Dumb Hope (Northumberland, UK) *
Dumbog (a Parish in Fife, Scotland) *
Dunnose (Hampshire, UK) *
Dunnydoo (NSW, Australia)
Dunvegan (Inverness-shire, Scotland) * now just a veggie
Dyckman Street (New York City, US) * thought that was an oxymoron!
Dyckesville (Wisconsin, USA) *
Crackpot is a village in Swaledale, Yorkshire, England. Crackpot cave contains a fine example of a column - where a stalactite has joined up with its stalagmite.
Easter Bogs (Banffshire, Scotland) * I can't wait that long
Echo (Alabama, USA) *
Eclectic (Alabama, USA) *
Eek (Alaska, USA) *
Effin (Limerick, Ireland)
Eggs and Bacon Bay (Sth. of Hobart, Tasmania, Australia) * get good brekkies here
Egypt (Hamps, UK) *
Egypt Ford (Alabama, USA) *
Eighty-Four (Pennsylvania, USA) *
Elbow (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Elbow (Northamptonshire, UK) *
Elephant Butte (New Mexico, USA) *
Enigma (Berrien County, GA, US) *
Equality (Alabama, USA) *
Erect (NC, USA) *
Eye (Suffolk, UK) *
Eyebrow (Saskatchewan) *
Fucking is a pretty village nr Salzburg, on the Austrian/German border.Could put "gone" at the top of this sign.Funny 'Fucking' newspaper article at the end of this page!!
Faggot (Northumberland, UK) *
Fan-Y-Big (Brecon Beacons, Wales, UK) *
Fanny Barks (Durham, UK) *
Fanny Shoal (Farallon Islands, off the coast of San Francisco, CA, US) *
Fannyfield (Ross and Cromarty, UK) *
Fattiehead (Banffshire, Scotland) *
Featherbed Rocks (Durham, UK) *
Fertile (Minnesota, US) *
Fertile (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Fiddlers Elbow (Cornwall, UK) *
Fiddlers Folly (Colchester, UK) *
Findlater (Saskatchewan) *
Fingringhoe (Essex, UK) *
Flash Bottom (Staffordshire, UK) *
Flash Head (Staffordshire, UK) *
Flashader (Inverness-shire)
Flasher (North Dakota, US) *
Flat Cat Canyon (San Diego County, California) *
Flea Hop (Alabama, USA) *
Fleatown (OH, USA) *
Fleming (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Flesh Shank (Northumberland, UK) *
Flippin (Arkansas, US) *
Floss (Arizona, US) *
Floyds Knobs (Indiana, US) *
Fockbury in the Parish of Catshill (Worcestershire, UK) *
Foggy Bottom (Washington, D.C)* "Foggy Bottom" is often used as a metonym for the United States Department of State, whose headquarters is located in the neighborhood.
Folly Gate (Devon, UK) *
Forget (Saskatchewan) *
Fort Whoop-Up (Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada) *
Foul Anchor (Cambs, UK) * 70 miles from the sea? or has their butter churdled
Four Forks (Somerset, UK) *
Foulness Island (Essex, UK) * bordered on the north by the river Crouch.
Four Foot (Somerset, UK) *
Four Gotes (Cambridgeshire, UK) * they can't spell in Cambridgeshire
Four Throws (Kent, UK) *
Foxhole (Gower Peninsula, Sth Wales UK) *
French Lick (Orange County, Indiana) *
Frisby On The Wreake (Leics, UK) *
Frog Eye (Alabama, USA) *
Frog Suck (Wyoming, US) *
Froggy Bottom (Alabama, USA) *
Frolic (Northumberland, UK) *
Frost (Devon, UK) *
Fruitfall Cove (Cornwall, UK) *
Fryup (North Yorkshire, UK) *
Fucking, (Austria) *
Fucu (Mozambique) *
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Fukumama (Fukuoka, Japan) *
Furhouse (Cornwall, UK) *
Golden Balls Roundabout, at a little hamblet, Oxfordshire, UK
Gale (Lancs, UK) *
Gallows Inn (a village in Derbyshire, UK) *
Gamble (Alabama, USA) *
Gay (Meriwether County, GA, US)*
Gay (Michigan, US) *
Gay (West Virginia. US) *
Gay Head (Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts) *
Gay Street (Sussex. UK) *
Gay Town (Co Donegal, Ireland) *
Gays Hill (Cornwall, UK) *
Gaysport (Ohio, USA) *
George (Washington, US) *
Gets (Alpine town, France) *
Ghost Town (California, USA) *
Giggleswick (Staincliffe, Nth. Yorkshire, UK) *
Gipsy (Alabama, USA) *
Glasscock (Texas, USA) *
Gobblers Crossing (Alabama, US) *
Gobblers Knob (PA and Utah, US) *
Godolphin Cross (Cornwall, UK) *God’s Blessing Green (Dorset, UK) *
Golden Balls (Oxfordshire, UK) *
Goldhill (Durham, UK)*
Goobertown (Arizona, US) *
Good Easter (Essex, UK) *
Gooseham (Cornwall, UK) *
Goose Pimple Junction (VA, USA) *
Goosey (Oxfords, UK) *
Goring-by-Sea (Sussex, UK)* no white horses in their waves , no they have bulls! ~ surf if you dare
Grandpa's Knob (Rutland, Vermaont, USA) *
Gravelly Bottom Road (nr Langley Heath, Kent, UK) *
Greasy Creek (town in Kentucky, USA) *
Great Butts (Sussex, UK) * maybe worth a visitGreat Cockup & Little Cockup (2 hills in The Lake District, UK)
Great Cozens (Hertfordshire, UK) * kissing ones?
Great Horwood (Bucks, UK) *
Great Snoring (Norfolk, UK) *
Great Rollright (Oxfordshire, UK) *
Greystones (Durham, UK) * me Tarzan!
Greystones (Sheffield, UK) * me Jane!
Greenhead (Durham, UK) * I'm from Mars!
Green Bottom (Cornwall, UK) * and I am worried!
Green Gutter Head (Staffordshire, UK) *Greensplat (Cornwall, UK) *
Grumbla (Cornwall, UK) *
Gum (West Virginia, US) *Gummow,s Shop (Cornwall, UK) * a hamlet
Gurney Slade (Avon, UK) *
Gladys LandingGobblers CrossingGraball
Hell is a tourist village on Grand Cayman Island in the Caribbean named after the Lava Rock Formations. Years ago a Dignitary from another country came to visit the Grand Cayman Islands, saw these wierd formations, said they looked like Hell and the name stuck.
Hackballscross (Dundalk, Ireland) *
Hagdon (Northumberland)*
Ham, near Sandwich (Kent, UK) *
Hamlets (Middlesex, London, UK)*
Hampton Gay (Oxfordshire, UK) *
Happy Jack (Arizona, US) *
Hare Law (Durham, UK) * wonder if they have the same ways as rabbits
Hardbedlam (Aberdeenshire,Scotland) *
Hardhorn (Lancs, UK) *
Hardscrabble (Delaware, USA) *
Hatchechubbee (Alabama, USA) *
Hate (Czech Republic, bordering Austria) *
Hay Street Hockers (a legalised sex business on Hay St, Kalgoorlie, Australia)
Head Of Grassy (Kentucky) *
Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump (Alberta, Canada) *
Headroom (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Hearts Delight (Kent, UK) *
Heatherslaw (Northumberland, UK) *
Heavens Door (Somerset, UK) *
Hell (Cayman Islands) *
Hell (Michigan, US)* The residents here had a huge celebration on the date 06/06/06
Hell (Norway)* The name Hell stems from the Old Norse word hellir, which means "overhang", "cliff cave". The Norwegian word 'hell' can also mean "luck". The Norwegian word for hell is "helvete", and there are several places in Norway with that name as well. A yearly blues festival, the Hell Blues Festival, takes place in the area around Hell each year. The festival changed its name to Hell Music Festival in 2006.
Hell (Texas)*
Hell Gate (East River, Manhattan/Queens, New York, US) *
Hellhole Canyon (San Diego County, California) *
Helstone (Cornwall, UK) *
Herpes (village in France) *
Herodsfoot (Cornwall, UK) *Herringfleet (Suffolk, UK) *
Hetton-le-Hole (Co. Durham, UK) *
Hicksville (New York, USA) *
Hicksville (Ohio, USA) *
Hideaway Hills (Alabama, USA) *
High Cold Knott (Durham, UK) *
High Easter (Essex, UK) *
High Ham (Somerset, UK) *
High Point, Climax, With Intercourse (3 neighbouring US towns, PA) *
Higher Sharpnose Point (Morwenstow, Cornwall, UK) *
Hill of Petty (Aberdeenshire)*
Hoey (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Hoggie (Banffshire, Scotland) *
Hogsty End (Buckinghamshire, UK) * sadly, now renamed Woburn Sands
Hole Bottom (Yorkshire, UK) *
Holywell (Cornwall, UK) * is that where holy water comes from?Homerville (Georga, US) *
Hominy Falls (West Virginia, US) *
Honeybarrel (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) * favourite destination of Pooh Bear
Hookersville (West Virginia) *
Hope (Derbyshire, Co Durham and another in Northumberland) *
Hope Point (Greenland)
Hopeful (Alabama, USA) *
Hopeulikit (Bulloch County, Georgia, USA) *
Hopton Wafers (Shrops, UK) *
Hor Point (Cornwall, UK) *
Hornepayne (Northern Ontario, Canada) *
Horneyman (Kent, UK) *
Hornyold Road (Malvern Wells, UK) *
Horní Police (Czech Republic) *
Hornytown (North Carolina, USA) *
Horse and Jockey (County Tipperary, Ireland) * a village not the pub
Horsehay (Shropshire, UK)*Horsehouse (Yorkshire, UK)*
Horwood (Devon, UK) *Horwood Riding (Gloucestershire, UK) *
Howl John (Durham, UK) *
Humptulips, (Washington, USA) *
Humpy Creek (Kachemak Bay, Alaska, US) *
Humptydoo (near Darwin, Australia) *
Hungry Bentley (Derbyshire, UK) * I thought they were thirsty
Hungry Mother State Park (S.W.Virginia, US) * within this park there is a place called Hemlock Haven, which brings into mind black widow spiders.
Hurtsboro (Alabama, USA) *
The country store in the town of Hell, Michigan, US
Inchbare (Angus, uk)*Inchmore (Aberdeenshire) *
Infinite Loop (Cupertino, CA, USA) *
Inkpen (Berkshire, UK) *
Innaloo (Western Australia) *
Intercourse (Pennsylvania and in Alabama, USA)
Iron Knob (SA, Australia)
Isle of Dogs (an island in the Thames at Tower)*
Itzehoe (Steinburg, Germany) *
South of the city of Kennewick in southeastern Washington lies a gentle hill called 'Jump Off Joe Butte'. Being the highest point in that area,it is the site of numerous communications towers and wind turbines.
Jabiru (pronouned Jab-a-roo; Northern Territory, Australia) *
Jacks Bush (Hampshire, UK) *
Jack's Hatch (Essex, UK) *Jam (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Jim Thorpe (formerly Monkchunk, Pennsylvania, USA) *
Job's Tenement (Cornwall, UK) *
Johnnycake (West Virginia, USA) *
Jolly's Bottom (Cornwall, UK) *
Jumbo (Alabama, USA) *
Jump (West Riding, Yorks, UK) *
Jump Off Joe Butte (Washington, USA) *
Lord Hereford's Knob, nr. Hay-on-Wye, UK
Keith Inch (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Kidlaw (Northumberland, UK) *
Kill (Co Kildare, Ireland) *
Killer (Baden-Württemberg, Germany) *
Killiecrankie (Perthshire, Scotland) *
Killin (Perthshire, Scotland) *
Kilmany (Fife, Scotland) *
Kinbog (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) a place, not a piece of soggy ground
Kingskettle (Fife, Scotland) *
Kinmount (in Ontario, Canada) *
Kirktown of Deskford (Banffshire, Scotland) *
Kissimmee (Florida, US) *
Kneesworth (Cambs, UK) *
Knob Lick (Kentucky, USA) *
Knob Lick (Missouri, USA) *
Knob Noster (Missouri, USA) *
Knockancurin (Ross and Cromerty, UK) *
Knockbog (Banffshire, Scotland) *
Knockdown (Wiltshire, UK) *
Knockemstiff (Ross County, Ohio, US) * named such, because of the moonshine makers there, powerful stuff, it really did knocked them stiff, it is now a ghost town.
Knockerdown (Derbyshire, UK) *
Knockglass (Caithness, Scotland) *
Knockin (Shrops, UK) *
Knocksoul (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Knott (Inverness-shire, Scotland) *
Knott End-on-Sea (Lancashire, UK) *
Knotty Corner (Devon, UK) *
Koolyanobbing (Western Australia) *
Krung Thep Maha Nakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayutthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udom Ratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanu Kamprasit (Thailand) *translates: "The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukam" ~ to us, Bangkok, (banghead after all that!!) NOT in common use anymore, so not recognised as the longest name in Guin.B.R. The old warehouse at Hell Station, Norway, with the sign "Gods-expedition", an old spelling of the Norwegian word for cargo handling office, "godsekspedisjon" would be the current spelling.
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg (Massachusetts,US)*translates in local Indian language: Englishmen at Manchaug at the Fishing Place at the Boundary
Lake Minnewanka (Canada) *
Lake Poopo (Peru / Bolivia) *
Lake Titicaca flows into Lake Poopo (Peru / Bolivia) *
Land of Nod (East Riding of Yorkshire, UK) *
Landewednack (Cornwall, UK) *
Lark Hill (but not a hill, Lancashire, UK) *
Leatherhead (Surrey, UK) *
Lego (West Virginia, USA) *
Letch Lane (Bourton-on-the-Water, The Cotswolds, UK) *
Libanus (Breconshire, UK) *
Lick Creek (town in West Virginia, USA) *
Lickar Moor (Northumberland, UK) *
Lickfold (West Sussex, England)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Lickskillet (Alabama, USA) *
Linch (Sussex, UK)*
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Little Horwood (Bucks, UK) *
Little Mountain (Flintshire, Wales) *
Little Snoring (Norfolk, UK) *
Little Sodbury, Chipping Sodbury, Old Sodbury (Glouc, UK) *
Little Spott (East Lothian, Scotland) *
Little Tongues (Lancashire, UK) *
Little Town (Cumbria, UK) *
Little Wratting (Suffolk, UK) *
Littlehampton (Sussex, UK) * hampton is short for the cockney rhyming slang 'Hampton Wick' meaning prick (or even penis), UK has a lot of hamptons including a Southampton and a Northampton.
Littlehillie (Aberdeenshire) *
Lizard Lick (North Carolina, USA) *
Lizard Town (Cornwall, UK) * a village
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (Wales, uk) *Translation: "The church of St. Mary in the hollow of white hazel trees near the rapid whirlpool by St. Tysilio's of the red cave."
Loanhead (Aberdeenshire, Scotland)* sometimes I think mine is on permenant loan
Lochbuy (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Loinveg (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) * as good as meat and 2 veg
Long BentonLong (Newcastle UK) *
Long Dong (Guangxi, China) *
Longdyke (Northumberland, UK) * tall lesbian ?
Longpole, West Virginia, USA) *
Looe (Cornwall, UK) *
Looneyville (West Virginia, US) *
Loose (near Maidstone, UK) * with it's famed Loose Women's Institute!
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Lord Hereford's Knob (near Hay-on-Wye, UK) *
Lost (Aberdeenshire, Scotland, uk) *
Love (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Love Canal (New York, United States)*
Loveladies (NJ. US) *
Lovejoy (GA. USA) *
Lovelock (Nevada, US) *
Lover, near Sandy Balls (New Forest, UK) *
Lovesome Hill (North Riding, Yorkshire, UK) * not a hill
Lower Balls Falls (Twentymile Creek, Ontario, Canada) *
Lower Down (Shrops, UK) *
Lower Fattahead (Banffshire, Scotland) *
Lower Piddle on the Marsh (Gloucestershire, UK) *
Lower Sharpnose Point (Kilkhampton, Cornwall, UK) *
Lower Slaughter & Upper Slaughter (Cotswolds, UK) *
Loyalsockville (PA, USA) *
Luke's Shop (Cornwall, UK) * a hamlet, not a shop
Lyminge (Kent, UK) * Dildo is a small seaside town in Newfoundland, Canada
Maidenhead (uk) *
Maggie's Nipples (Wyoming, US) *
Make Me Rich & Makemerich (Two different hamlets in Northumberland, UK) *
Many Farms (Arizona, US) *
Mammoth (Arizona, US) *
Marblehead (Boston, US) *
Marrowbone (Kentucky, USA) *
Maxim (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Meanus pronounced mee anus (Co Kerry, Eire) *
Meeteesee (Wyoming, US) *
Meetoos (Saskatchewan) *
Meeteetse (Wyoming, US) *
Mellow Valley (Alabama, USA) *
Merry Meeting (Cornwall, UK) *
Mianus, (Ct. USA.) *
Mid Yell (Shetland, Scotland) *
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Middle Wallop (Hampshire, UK) *
Middlesex (UK & US) *
Milk Springs (Alabama, USA) *
Minge Lane (Upton-On-Severn, Worcs, UK) *
Misery (near Fountainbleau, France) *
Mockbeggar (Kent, UK) *
Mockbeggar (Hampshire, UK) *
Mockbeggar Plantation (Bonavista, Newfoundland) *
Moggerhanger (Bedfordshire, UK) *
Money Hill (Ashby de la Zouch, Leicestershire, UK)*
Monkey's Eyebrow (Kentucky) *
Monster (South Holland, The Netherlands) *
Monemore (Perthshire, Scotland) *
Moneyacres (Ayrshire, Scotland) *
Moneydie (Banffshire, Scotland) *
Moneydie (Perthshire, Scotland) *
Moo Cow Road (near Bluewell, West Virginia, US) *
Moose Factory (Moose Factory Island, Ontario, Canada) * It is the site of the Cree Village, and was first English speaking settlement in Ontario.
Moose Jaw (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Morehead City (NC, USA) *
Motley (Alabama, USA) *
Mound (Minnesota, US) *
Mount Buggery (Victoria, Australia) *
Mountgerald (Ross and Cromarty, UK) *
Mountjoy (Cornwall, UK) * what does Joy have to say about it?
Mount Mee (Qld., Australia)
Mount Ringwood (NT, Australia, SE of Darwin)*
Mount Titlis (Switzerland) *
Mount Tom Price (town in WA, Australia) *
Mountain (Northumberland, UK)*
Mountain Air (Monmouthshire, UK) *
Mountain Ash (Glamorgan, UK) *
Mousehole (Cornwall, UK) *
Mozart (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Much Haddam (Hertfordshire, UK) *
Muckle Flugga (Shetland Isles, UK) uninhabited island with lighthouse, situated one mile off the coast of Unst; this is the most northerly point in the United Kingdom.
Mudd (Cheshire, UK) *
Muff (County Donegal, Ireland)
Muggleswick (Durham, UK)*
Mush Island (Nth Carolina, US) *
Famous old "Ham Sandwich" signpost in Kent, UK
Nancy (France) *
Nanfan (Cornwall, UK) * proud of your granny?
Nasty (near Stevenage, Herts, UK) *
Needmore (Alabama, USA) *
Nether Pratis (Fife, Scotland) *
Nether Wallop (Hampshire UK) *
New Invention (Cornwall, Shropshire & in Staffordshire, UK) *
Newbiggin (Northumberland UK) *
Nine Maidens (Cornwall, UK) *
Nirvanna (Michigan, US) *
No Place (Co Durham UK) *
Noah’s Ark (Hertfordshire, UK) *
Nob End (South Lancashire, UK) *
Nobber (County Meath, Ireland)
Nobs Crook (Hampshire, UK) *
Nomansland (Devonshire, UK) *
Nomansland (Herts, UK) * a 15th century common steeped in violent history of disputes, battles, murders and ambushes, ironically this was where the "Wicked Lady", a highwaywoman, (said to be Lady Katherine Ferrers) terrorized travellers, and hold up, mainly the men of wealth.
Nomansland (Wilts, UK) *
No Name Street (Rohnert Park, California) *
Normal (in Illinois, West Virginia and Alabama, USA) *
North and South Drumboy (Ayrshire, Scotland) *
North Piddle (Hereford & Worcester, UK) *
Northeast (Pennsylvania, USA) *
Noses Point (Durham, UK) *
Nothing (Arizona, US) *
Noxapater (Mississippi, US) *
Nut Mountain (Saskatchewan) *
Nutterville (Wisconsin, US) *
Nymph (Alabama, USA) *
Pity Me is a place near Durham, north of England, UK
Oblong (Illinois, US) * the village was once noted for the newspaper headline, "Oblong Girl Marries Normal Man."
Oconomowoc (Wisconsin, US) * every other letter is an O
Odd (West Virginia, US) *
Odness (Orkney Islands, Scotland) *
Offton (Suffolk, UK) *
Oggal (County Cavan, Eire)*
Ogle (Northumberland, UK) *
Ogmore-by-Sea (Bro Morgannwg / Vale Of Glamorgan, Wales) *
Oich (Highlands, Scotland) *
Old and New Leake (Lancs, UK) *
Old Dailly (Ayrshire, Scotland)*
Old Shop (Cornwall, UK)*
Old Wives (Saskatchewan) *
Old Wives Lees (Kent, UK) *
Oldwhat (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Onacock (Virginia, USA) *
Once Brewed & Twice Brewed (both near Corbridge, UK) *
Onehouse (Suffolk, UK) *
Onthank (Ayrshire, Scotland)*
Osgodby (East Riding, Yorks)*
Ones Acre (West Riding Yorkshire, UK) *
Owlswick (Buckinghamshire) *
Ovens (County Cork, Eire) *
Over Peover (Cheshire, UK) *
Over Windyhills (Banffshire) *
The Lickfold Inn at Lickfold, a hamblet in Sussex, UK
Panic (Pennsylvania, US) *
Pantycacklode (Monmouthshire, UK) * found on a 1881 census for the Shirenewton area of Chepstow, Monmouthshire.
Pansey (Alabama, USA) *
Paradise (Michigan, US) *
Partridge Nest (Northumberland, UK) *
Paw Paw (Illinois, US) *
Peasedown St. John (Somerset, UK) *
Pecker's Point (Newfoundland, Canada)
Peculiar (Missouri, US) *
Pee Pee in Pike County (Ohio) *
Peep O'Sea (Northumberland, UK)*
Peniscola (Spain) *
Penisarwaen (village in Gwynedd, UK) *
Penistone (Sth Yorkshire, UK) *
Penny (B.C., Canada) *
Pennycomequick (Devon, UK) *
Peover Heath (Cheshire, UK)*
Peppermoor (near Cullernose, Northumberland, UK) *
Perkiomenville, Pennsylvania, US) * Indian origin "Where the cranberries grow"
Petawawa (Ontario, Canada) *
Pett Bottom (Kent, UK) *
Petting (Germany) *
Petty (Aberdeenshire)*
Phuket (Thailand) *Pickle Street (a town in West Virginia, US) *
Piddle - North (Hereford & Worcester, UK) *
Piddle River (Dorset, UK) *
Piddletrentide (Dorset/Hants, England) *
Piddle - Wyre (Hereford & Worcester, UK) * in Old English Piddle actually means ‘marsh or fen’.
Pidley cum Fenton (Cambs, UK) *
Pig Eye (Alabama, USA) *
Pig Oak (Dorset, UK)*
Piles (Costa Blanca, Spain ) *
Pilot Butte (Saskatchewan) *
Pilot Knob (Missouri, US) *
Pin Hook (Alabama, USA) *
Pincushion (Durham, UK) *
Pink Green (Worcestershire, UK) * they should call it shitty brown!
Pinkie Braes (Midlothian, UK) *
Piss Pot Island (island on the South Branch Potomac River, West VA, US)*
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua) *
Pishill (near Reading, UK) *
Pitcox (East Lothian, Scotland) *
Pitfancy (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Pitscaff (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Pity Me (Co Durham UK) *
Pityme (Cornwall, UK) *
Playing Place (Cornwall, UK) *
Plodhill (Aberdeenshire, UK) *
Pogo (Alabama, USA) *
Ponckhockie (Ulster County, NY, USA) *
Pool of Muchart (Perthshire, Scotland) *
Poor Town (North Carolina, USA) *
Poopout Hill, (near Moonridge, CA) *
Poowong (Victoria, Australia) *
Possum Trot (Alabama, USA) *
Potash (Alabama, USA) *
Pound and Beaver (5 miles apart in NE Wisconsin, USA) *
Pound Bank (Worcestershire, UK) * a village, not a bank
Poverty (Kentucky, USA)
Pratts (Alabama, USA) *
Pratts Bottom (Orpington, Kent, UK) *
Prattville (Alabama, USA) *
Premier (West Virginia, USA) *
Prickwillow (England) *
Prince Albert (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Pu Ping Palace (Doi Suthep, Thailand) *
Pu-Ping River (Chang Mai, Thailand) *
Puddle (Cornwall, UK) *
Puddledock (Norfolk, UK) *
Puddledub (a hamlet, Fife, Scotland) *
Pumpkin Center (Alabama, USA) * across the Walker/Jefferson county line from Punkin Center
Pussy Creak (Ireland) *
Buga Mama, a restaurant in Livingston, Guatemala, Central America.
Quadring Eaudike (a village, Lincolnshire, UK) *
Quaking Houses (Durham, UK) * on a fault line?
Quality Corner (a village, Cumbria, UK) *
Quarrelton (Renfrewshire, Scotland) *
Quartalehouse (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Queen Camel (nr Yeovil, Somerset, UK) *
Queen's Letch (Northumberland, UK) * I would never have believed it!
Quick, (West Riding, Yorkshire, UK) *
Quidhampton (Hampshire, UK) *
Quidhampton (Wiltshire, UK) *
Quilquox (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Quilty (Co Clare, Republic of Ireland) *
Quoit (Cornwall, UK) *
Quoyloo (Orkney, Scotland) * where Quoys have a pee?Pratts Bottom is a Kentish Village in the UK
Rabbittown (Alabama, USA) *Ragged Ass Road (Yellow Knife, NT, Canada) *
Rainbow City (Alabama, USA) *
Ram Alley (Wiltshire, UK) *
Ramp (West Virginia, USA) *
Ramsbottom (Lancs, UK) *
Rash (Alabama, USA) *
Rattlesnake Bend (Florida, US) *
Readymoney (Cornwall, UK) *
Really Rocks (English Channel, nr St Michaels Mount, Cornwall) *
Red Rice (Hampshire, UK) *
Remlap (Blount County, Alabama, USA) * The community's name is a reverse spelling of the Palmer family's, whose land was traversed by the local rail line
Rescueville (Alabama, USA) *
Rice (Cornwall, UK) *
Rimsting (Germany) *
Ripe (Sussex, UK) *
River Peover Eye (Cheshire, UK)*
River Piddle (Dorset, UK) *
Rock (Cornwall, UK) *
Rock (Somerset, UK) *
Rock (Sussex, UK) *
Rooty Hill (NSW, Australia) *
Rotten End (Essex, UK) * sounds nasty
Rough and Ready (Californa, US) *
Row of Trees (Cheshire, UK) *
Ruddy Carr (Durham, UK) * i often say that
Rue de la Biche (Paris, France) *
Rumbling (Perthshire, Scotland) * has a bridge
Rumbling Bridge (Perthshire, Scotland) * has no bridge
Rural (Kentucky, USA) *
Toad Suck Park lies between the Ozark and Ouachita Mountains, the pools formed by Toad Suck Ferry, Murray Lock and Dam, and Arthur V. Ormond Lock and Dam, reach 80 miles up the Arkansas River from Little Rock to Dardanelle, Arkansas.
Sally’s Bottom (Cornwall, UK) *
Sandyballs (New Forest, UK) *
Sandy Bottom (Cornwall, UK) *
Sandy Bottom Park (Virginia, US) *
Sapps (Alabama, USA) *
Sardine (Alabama, USA) *
Satans Kingdom (Vermont, US) *
Scarce Grease (Alabama, USA) *
Scoutbog (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Scowles (Gloustershire, UK) *
Scotland End (Oxfordshire) * around 350 miles from Scotland
Scraptoft (Inverness-shire, UK) *
Scrapton (Leicestershire, UK) *
Screamer (Alabama, USA) *
Seaman (Ohio, USA) *
Seven Kings (Essex, UK) *
Sexbierum (Friesland, The Netherlands) *
Sexmoan (re-named Sasmuan, province of Pampanga, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Cove (West Falkland, Falkland Isles) *
Shag Harbour (Nova Scotia) *
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shag Point (South of Moeraki, New Zealand) *
Shaggart (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Shaggie Burn (Perth & Kinross, Scotland) * I wonder if it is famous for carpets?
Shaggs (Dorset, UK) *
Shank of Barry (Banffshire, Scotland) *
Sheepwash (Bedlingtonshire, Northumberland) *
Shelfanger (Norfolk, UK) * DIY problems
Shitagoo Lake (Quebec, Canada) *
Shitbritches Creek (California, US) *
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Shitterton (Dorset, UK) * It means ‘farm at the stream used as a sewer’ from the Old English ‘scitere’ and ‘tun’.
Shittington, (Bedfordshire, UK) *
Shotwell (Alabama, USA) *
Shop (Cornwall, UK) *
Short Hazels (Derbyshire, UK) *
Show Low (Arizona, US) *
Sint Niklaas (Belgium) *
Simonsbath (Somerset, UK) *
Six Mile Bottom (Cambridge, UK)
Skirl Naked (Northumberland, UK) *
Skirum (Alabama, USA) *
Skyfog (Pembrokeshire, Sactland UK) *
Slackbottom (Yorkshire, UK)
Slackend (Banffshire, Scotland) *
Slapout (Alabama, USA) *
Sleepy Eye (Minnesota, US) *
Sleepy Hollow (Illinois, US) *
Slicklizzard (Carbon Hill, Alabama, US) *
Slicklizzard Ford (Alabama, US) *
Slickpoo (Idaho, US) *
Slip End (Beds, UK) *
Sloley (Norfolk, UK)*
Slut (Vasterbotten, Sweden) *
Smiley (Saskatchewan) *
Smelley (Alabama, US) *
Smiddyseat (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Smut Eye (Bullock County, Alabama, US) *
Smuts (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Snigs End (Gloucs, UK) *
Snoddy (Alabama, US) *
Snods (Durham, UK)*
Snow Hill (Cheshire, UK) *
Snowhope (Co Durham, UK) *
Speed (Alabama, US) *
Spit Junction (NSW, Australia) *
Spread Eagle (Newfoundland, Canada) *Sober Hill (East Riding, Yorkshire, UK) * a hamlet
Sockburn (Co. Durham, UK) *
Sod (West Virginia, US) *
Soddy-Daisy (Tennessee, US) *
Sodom (Flintshire, Wales, UK) *
Sompting (Sussex, UK) *
Speed (Victoria, Australia) *
Splatt (Cornwall, UK) *
Spy law, Spylaw, another Spylaw (Northumberland, UK) * FBI's county!
Staines (UK) *
Standalone (Durham, UK) * billy-no-mates home town?
Start (Devon, UK) *
Startup (Northumberland, UK) *
Starve Acre (near Hawley, south of Blackwater, Berkshire)*
Steeraway (Shropshire, UK)*
Stiffknee Knob (North Carolina, US) *
Stinking Bay (Arkansas, US) *
Stop-and-Call (Pembrokeshire, UK) *
Stoptide (Cornwall, UK) * you can't, King Canute tried and failed
Stow cum Quy (Cambridgeshire, UK) *
Strange Creek (West Virginia, US) *
Street Houses, (Ainsty, Yorkshire) *
Stripeside (Banffshire, UK) *
Stud Luv (Czech Republic) *
Stud Nice (Czech Republic) *
Sucker River (Saskatchewan) *
Sugar Tit (Kentucky, USA) *
Sugar Tit (South Carolina, USA) *
Sun Rising (Cornwall, UK) *
Sunset (Cornwall, UK) *
Sunset (Herefordshire, UK) *
Superb (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Superior (West Virginia, USA) *
Superior (Wisconsin, USA) *
Surprise (Arizona, US) *
Suspention (Alabama, US) *
Swastika (Ontario, Canada) *
Sweet Lips (TN, USA) *
Sweet Gum (Alabama, US) *
Sweets (Cornwall, UK) *
This Twatt is a village in Orkney, Scotland, UK.A twatt is Norse, meaning, a small parcel of land.The most northernly Twatt in the UK is up in the Shetland Isles.
Tallassee (Alabama, USA) *
Tally Ho (Colchester, Essex, UK) *
Takeshita Street (Harajuku, Tokyo, Japan) *
Tampon (Reunion Island, France) *
Tarfat (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Tarts Hill (Flintshire, Wales, UK) *
Tarty (Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK) *
Tattlersville (Alabama, US) *
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauotamateturipukakapikimaungahoro-Nukupokaiwhenua kitanatahu (New Zealand) translates as "the place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as land-eater, played his flute to his loved one". This is the place name recognised by the Guinness Book of Records as The World's Longest Place Name.
Te Puke (New Zealand) *
Teachatt (Ross and Cromerty, UK) *
The Bastard (a mountain in Scotland, uk) *
The Blind Fiddler (not a pub, Cornwall, UK) *
The Blue Ball (Tullamore, Ireland) *
The Bottle (Alabama, US) *
The Doom Bar (Cornwall, UK) *
The Little Piece (Kent, UK) * a village
The Three Bears (English Channel, nr St Michaels Mount, Cornwall) *
The Twittocks (village in Gloucestershire, UK) *
The Wee House, Piddletrentide (Dorset/Hants, England) *
Thirdpart (Ayrshire, Scotland) *
Thong (hamlet in Kent, UK) *
Thorax (Banffshire, Scotland) *
Three Cocks (Breconshire, Wales, UK) *
Three Holes Cross (Cornwall, UK) *
Three Fingers (Flintshire, Wales, UK) *
Thundergay (Isle of Arran, Scotland, UK) *
Tillicum Beach (Nr. Camrose, Alberta, US) *
Tillyfar (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Tiltups End (Gloucestershire, UK) *
Tiny (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Tiptoe (Hampshire, UK) *
Tiptoe (Northumberland, UK) *
Titcomb (near Inkpen, Berkshire, UK) *
Titless (Switzerland) *
Titley (Herefordshire, UK) *
Tito (Alabama, USA) *
Titson (Cornwall, UK) *
Titting (Germany) *
Titty Hill (Sussex, UK) *
Tittybong (Australia)
Titty Ho (a road in Raunds, Northamptonshire, England)
Titz (Germany) *
Toad Suck (Arkansas,US) *
Tokers Green (Berkshire, UK) *
Tom a' Char (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Totties (West Riding, Yorkshire, UK) *
Tosu (pronounced Toss; Fukuoka Prefecture, Japan) *Tosa (Kumamoto Prefecture, Japan) *
Tough (pronounced tooch, aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Trap Lice (Czech Republic) *
Treeroot (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *Treewince (Cornwall, UK) *
Tresparrett Posts (Cornwall, UK)*
Triangle (New York, USA) *
Trotters Bottom (Potters Bar, Herts, UK) *
Truth or Consequences (New Mexico, US) *
Tuba City (Arizona, US) *
Turdo (Romania)
Turkey Cock Lane (Colchester, Essex, UK) *
Turkey City (Pennsylvania, US) *
Turner's Puddle (Dorset, UK) *
Turnham Green (Middlesex, UK) *
Turnip Hole (Pennsylvania) *
Twatt (Orkney Islands, Scotland, UK)
Twatt (Shetland Islands, Scotland, UK)* the most northernly Twatt in the U.K.Twelveheads (Cornwall, UK) *
Two Egg (Jackson County, Panhandle - Florida) *
Two Guns (Arizona, US) *
Two Pots (Devon, UK) *
Twydall (Medway, Kent, UK) *
The isolated Staffordshire village of Flash formerly had a reputation for being a centre for illegal activities such as bare-fist fights, cock fightsand counterfeiting ('Flash money'); the counterfeit money used to beexchanged at the nearby Three Shires Head, where Staffordshire, Cheshire and Derbyshire meet on Axe Edge Moor.
Uchee (Alabama, US) *
Ugley with an Ugley Green (Essex, UK) *
Unalaska (Alaska, US) *
Unthank (Northumberland, UK) *
Unthank (Derbyshire, UK) *
Upper Bleeding (Sussex) *
Upper Dicker & Lower Dicker (East Sussex, UK) *
Upper Fattahead (Banffshire, Scotland) *
Upper Slaughter & Lower Slaughter (Cotswolds, UK) *
Upper Swan (Perth, Australia) *
Upperthong (West Riding, Yorkshire, UK) *
Uretiti (pronounced 'Your a titty', New Zealand, North of Auckland) *
The village of Lover is close to Sandy Balls nestling in 120 acres of glorious woods and parkland in the New Forest, UK.
Vatsetter (Shetland Islands, Scotland) * wish he would put it down a bit!!
Vernatt's Drain (Lincolnshire, UK) *
Veto (Alabama, US) *
Vicarscross (Cheshire, UK) *
Vile Mov (Czech Republic) *
Vinegar Hill (Monmouthshire, Wales)*
Virginville (Pennsylvania, US) *
Vole Tiny (Czech Republic) *
Vulcan (Alberta Canada) *
Wanker's Corner a village in Oregon, USA
Wacker (Illinois, US) *
Waikikamukau (pronounced 'Why-kick-a-moo-cow', New Zealand) * a bogus Maori word for an imaginary small rural town or locality in New Zealand. New Zealanders use the word for "any town" or to denote a particularly remote rural town.
Waipu (pronouced 'Why poo', New Zealand) *
Wags Plot (Dorset, UK) * is this place full of designer shops!!
Walley (Alabama, US) *
Wan King Path (Hong Kong) *
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wanker's Corner (Oregon, USA) *
Wankie (Zimbabwe) now renamed Hwange *
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
War (West Virginia, USA) *
Warboys (Cambs, UK) *
War Carr (Northumberland, UK) * a tank?
Washaway (Cornwall, UK) *
Wash Dyke (Norfolk, UK) * lesbian in need of a bath?
Washpit (West Riding, Yorkshire, UK) * maybe a prehistoric bath.
Wash Water (Berkshire, UK) *
Washer Willys (Fife, UK) *
Watanobbi (NSW, Australia)
Watchet (Somerset, UK) *
Watergate (Cornwall, UK) *
Waterhouses (Staffs, UK) *
Wedgetail Inn (Cocklebiddy, WA , Australia) *
Wedmore (Somerset, UK) * Liz Taylor must have stayed here
Weecar (Nottinghamshire, UK)* Reliant Robin perhaps
Weed (California, USA) * She's run away from the flowerpot men
Weed Patch (California, USA) * and now she lives here!
Weedon, in the Parish of Hardwick (Buckinghamshire, UK) *
Weedon Lois (Northampton, UK) * aaarrrr - why not Bert??
Week (Devon, UK) *
Week Orchard (Cornwall, UK) * I wonder if time is fruitful here?
Weetyfoot (nr Wettyfoot, Banffshire, Scotland) *
Welch (Oklahoma, USA) *
Westerly Bottom (Cambridgeshire, UK) *
Westerly Waterless (Cambridgeshire, UK) *
Westward Ho! (Devon, UK) *
Wet Beaver Creek (Coconino National Park, Arizona, USA)
Wet Rain (Yorkshire, UK) *
Wettyfoot (Banffshire, Scotland) *
Wetwang (East Yorkshire, UK) *
Whakaho (New Zealand) * WH is pronounced 'F' in New Zealand
Whakarewarewa (Fuk-a-where-a-where-a; geothermal area, New Zealand) *
Whaplode (Linconshire, UK) *
What Cheer (Iowa, US. ) *people cheer to leave the state, says the sender!!
Whim Knob (Nth Carolina, US) *
Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate (York, UK) * the smallest street in York, 35 metres long and was once the location of the city's pillory, hence the name. On older maps, the street was called "Whitnourwhatnourgate", "Whit nour what nour" meaning "neither one thing, nor the other" in Anglo-Saxon.
Whipsiderry (Cornwall,UK) *
Whiskey Dick Mountain (State of Washington, US) *
Whistle Bare (Northumberland, UK) *
Whorehouse Meadows (Oregon, US) *
Why (Arizona, US) *
Wideopen (Newcastle, UK) *
Widows Row (County Down, Ireland)*
Wig (Montgomeryshire, Wales) *
Wiggle (Cornwall, UK) *
Wigtown (Wigtownshire, Scotland) * Scotland's National Book Town
Wigtwizzle (Yorkshire, UK) *
Willey (Shropshire, UK) *
Willey (Herefordshire, UK) *
Windgap (County Kilkenny, Ireland) *
Windy Yet (Ayrshire, Scotland) *
Wiske Moor (North Riding, Yorkshire, UK) * not a moor
Withers (Georgia, USA ) *
Wooda (Cornwall, UK) *
Wooden Box (Derbyshire, UK) * renamed Woodville, they could have renamed it Coffin
Woodsaws (Cornwall, UK) *
Woody's Point (Newfoundland, Canada) *
Wookey Hole Caves (Cheddar, Somerset, UK) *
Wormegay (Norfolk, UK) *
Wormelow Tump (Herefordshire, UK) *
Wormhill (Derbyshire, UK) *
Worms (Germany) *
Worms (Nebraska, USA) *Wormwood Scrubs (London, UK) *
Wreaths (Angus, Scotland) *
Wyalkatchem (while-catch-em, Western Austrlia) *
Wyre Piddle (Worcestershire, UK) *
Railway station sign at Horní Police in Bohemia, Czech Republic.
Yelling (Cambs, UK) *
Yellow-Wort (Cornwall, UK) *
Yonder Bognie (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *
Yondertown of Knock (Banffshire, Scotland) *
Yorkey's Knob (Queensland, Australia) *
You Bet (Nevada County, California, US) *
Yspitty (Carmarthenshire) *
Yspytty Ystrad Meuric, parish of Yspytty Ystwith (Cardiganshire, UK) *
Zap (North Dakota, US) *
Zip City (Alabama, US) *
Zip Down (Pennsylvania, USA) *
Zzyzx (CA, USA) *